Republican Loyalty Quiz Results!

"Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Republican loyalist You remain fiercely dedicated to fighting the twin evils of terrorism and liberalism, and you'd walk across a field of land mines if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Republican president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Democratic Party and every elitist, French-loving, religion-mocking, America-hating, terrorist-appeasing ideal for which it stands."

This Professor is a Genius!!!

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
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That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A .

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that!!

WE SHOULD PROFILE AND THIS IS THE REASON!

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers?
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On October 12, 2000 the USS Cole was attached and many sailors lost their lives.
a. Clint Eastwood
b. Bill Gates
c. Bob Newhart
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In 2004 Chechen Rebels took 700+ hostages in southern Russia :
a. Vladimir Putin
b. Bill Maher
c. Jay Leno
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In 2004 Trains were bombed in Madrid :
a. Ralph Nader
b. Billy Mummy
c. Gene Autry
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

17. On July 7, 2005 bombs tore apart buses in London :
a. Art Linkletter
b. Bob Hope
c. Harvey Coreman
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

18. Who murdered 13 U.S. soldiers at Ft. Hood Texas in November 2009?
a. Michael Jackson.
b. Mother Teresa
c. Billy Graham.
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

19. Who tried to blow up a plane landing in the US on Christmas Eve 2009?
a. A Swedish Grandmother
b. A French Student
c. George Orwell.
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

IT'S A COMIN'!

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while waiting for their respective flights...


One is an American Indian passing through from Wounded Knee, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ...

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many...but sadly, now we are few.'

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . ..
'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,But I do believe it's a-comin'.'

PHONE CALL!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Nicolas Sarkozy all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The deviltells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Sarkozy asks to call France and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finishedthe devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Sarkozy writeshim a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she wasfinished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so QueenElizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he wasfinished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel freeto call the USA anytime.

When Queen Elizabeth and Nicolas Sarkozy hear this they go ballistic andasks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free?

The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president, the country has gone tohell....so it's a local call.

"Twas The Night Before Christmas in the White House

'Twas the Night before Christmas in the White House


‘Twas the night before Christmas in the White House
Not a creature was stirring, not even the louse

The stockings where hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that more money soon would be there

Obama was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of unemployed danced in his head

Michelle in her 'kerchief, and Barack in Mao cap
Had just settled down for their long winter nap

When on the front lawn there arose such a clatter
Barack crawled from his bed to see what's the matter

Away to the window he made a quick dash
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

When what to his watery eyes should appear
But an old clunker sleigh and eight sickly reindeer

Santa said not a word, but continued his works
Stacking up earmarks and lobbyists’ perks

Santa looked straight at Obama and finally spoke
Thanks to you, Mr. President, now I'm flat broke

It took my life savings to pay my tax bill
And what I have left is just next to nil

I can't even afford to light up Rudolph’s red nose
With a flip of one finger up the chimney Santa rose

Then Santa exclaimed as he flew through the rain
Oh, how I wish our President's name was McCain

I KNOW WHAT'S MINE

I KNOW WHAT'S MINE!
By: Steven Baumrind


Today my Daddy took me to school.
Never to forget the golden rule.

I walked in my classroom scared as can be.
It was my first day of school as you can see.

I had new pencils, paper, and pens with me.
To make my teacher happy as she could be.

Then as the class began, my teacher told us.
To bring all of our belongings to the front and please not to fuss.

All of the children got up from all of their chairs.
We Walked up to the front and then waited right there.

My teacher said something I never thought I would hear.
That my stuff was now everyone's, all of my peers!

I looked at her with amazement, how could this be?
My own stuff was now not only mine, but two or even three.

I raised my hand up high above my head.
And asked my teacher a question with such dread.

Why should I share with the others I asked Ms. Bree.
My parents used their own money to get me these things can't you see.

Looking down at me with a mean looking grin.
She said This is my classroom and it's not how it has been.

What yours is others as some children have none.
But with what you have and others everyone has some.

But that's not fair I said out loud.
My stuff belongs to me as I said very proud.

Ms. Bree then said this with a yell and a scream.
If you don't share with others you are just plain mean.

Everyone needs to help the ones that have less.
Or else the world would be an incredible mess.

I looked up at my teacher with a feeling of joy.
I can give to others if I choose, and maybe even a toy.

America is great the way it is now.
And with this I will show you just how.

Helping others makes me happy with a good feeling inside.
But not because someone makes us, that wouldn't be pride.

This pen is mine, but I may want to share.
Again I might not, If I should so dare.

It's my choice to pick who or when.
Whether I do it at all or again and again.

My parents work hard each and every single day.
To get me the things I need they both say.

It should be a choice if we choose to give.
This is America, please let us live.

The U.S.A. Stands for freedom, as it has always been.
To change it would be horrible and a terrible sin.

We live in the greatest country where we can live free as a bird.
To change it all now would be something unheard.